The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 39 – The Dark Phoenix Saga Part One – Dazzled

Posted in on December 11th, 2017 by Willie

Oh baby, Dark Phoenix Month is here and the timing couldn’t be better! Dark Phoenix (the movie) is in the news, Disney is buying back the X-Men (maybe) and the X-Men TAS Podcast is diving deep into one of the most classic story lines the series has to offer! So join us as we discuss…

  • How Professor X is so bad at therapy that he blows up half of Muir Island!
  • Dazzler, the Jem and the Holograms mutant reject!
  • The Hellfire, I mean Circle, I mean Hellfire Club controversy!
  • The trashy Jean Grey romance novel we’ll never get to read!
  • My plans for a female centric X-Men movie that in no way interests Sonia (noted female)!

It’s a long and delicious escape into the world of red satin tights, corporate monopolization, and tantalizing, sensual senses! As usual, make sure to subscribe to our podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook! Also, follow Willie Simpson on Twitter and please join our Facebook Group!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 38 – Longshot

Posted in on December 4th, 2017 by Willie

It’s another out-of-sequence episode, a mutant step-child of season 3 if you will, now rightfully restored to its proper place by the continuity gods of Hulu! So, prepared to be as shocked listening to this episode as we were watching it as we discuss…

  • Repetitive dialog!
  • Jubilation Lee!
  • Jubilee’s magical jacket!
  • Wolverine’s pre-mask hair-primp maneuver!
  • Sonia’s attempt at a new intro and outro song!

Yea, it’s one of those kind of episodes but luckily, Dark Phoenix Month is just around corner! As usual, make sure to subscribe to our podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook! Also, follow Willie Simpson on Twitter and please join our Facebook Group!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 37 – Obsession

Posted in on November 27th, 2017 by Willie

Sickness, major holidays, birthdays…nothing can stop the release of yet another episode of the X-Men TAS Podcast! This week we fly at supersonic speeds with our old pal Archangel, chatting along side him in our mini X-jet to discuss….

  • Apocalypse! The most bored troll on planet Earth!
  • If only Archangel aimed down Apocalypse’s collar, he could have hit that sweet, vulnerable neck fat!
  • Gambit, paragon of responsibility!
  • Rogue and Archangel, Beast and the Ship, bonds deeper than love all over the place!
  • The eternal bliss of being a zombie…in oblivion!

I also go on an extended rant towards the end about my new favorite podcast, Raised by TV, a show worth checking out and well in line with the X-Men TAS style of podcasting silliness! As usual, make sure to subscribe to our podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook! Also, follow Willie Simpson on Twitter and please join our Facebook Group!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 36 – No Mutant is an Island

Posted in on November 20th, 2017 by Willie

The X-Men TAS Podcast is back, delving deep into origin of our favorite most uptight mutant, Scott Summers! Join us as we discuss…

  • The quest for cheaper animation!
  • How Jubilee made the most sense in the poetry circle!
  • The jumbled up recollections of Cyclops’s various backstories!
  • Casual mutant racism!
  • Just what kind of money does Cyclops have in the first place?

It’s an attempt to fix the X-Men TAS timeline as we review this ‘lost’ episode that belongs in season 5, or does it? I don’t know, we were a bit sick and under the weather this week, so it hurts our brains to keep speculating! As usual, make sure to subscribe to our podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook! Also, follow Willie Simpson on Twitter and please join our Facebook Group!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 35 – Savage Land, Savage Heart – Part Two

Posted in on November 13th, 2017 by Willie

Our return to the Savage Land comes to a stormy close as the X-Men thrash the best they can against the likes of a giant dinosaur man and a rocky sun god! Returning champion Dash Coombs is back as we discuss…

  • Dinosaur stampedes!
  • Storm’s intolerance for new religions!
  • Beast’s ability to grieve for dead friends at rate faster than normal humans!
  • A happy ending for Karl and Kazar!
  • Dash Coombs, rock and roll superstar!

This episode ends with a rocking surprise, so be sure to stay tuned until the very last second! As usual, make sure to subscribe to our podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook! Also, again make sure to check out Dash’s awesome rock group Secretary Legs! Also, follow Willie Simpson on Twitter and please join our Facebook Group!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 34 – Savage Land, Savage Heart – Part One

Posted in on November 6th, 2017 by Willie

Returning champion Dash Coombs rejoins our midst to travel deep into the Savage Land and observe the X-Men tangle with more dinosaurs and leather chickens! Join the party as we discuss…

  • Beast’s ill-placed X-belt buckle communicator!
  • The various ways superheroes change their clothing!
  • Wolverine’s animal bond with Zabu!
  • Karl!
  • Whether or not you should see Thor: Ragnarok (spoilers, you should!)

It’s another star studded episode of the X-Men TAS Podcast that we think you are destined to enjoy for all time. As usual, make sure to subscribe to our podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook! Also, again make sure to check out Dash’s awesome rock group Secretary Legs! Also, follow Willie Simpson on Twitter and please join our Facebook Group!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 33 – The Phoenix Saga Part V – Child of Light

Posted in on October 30th, 2017 by Willie

The Phoenix Saga comes to a thrilling and emotional conclusion, which sadly brings Phoenix Month to its end as well. Travel to the center of the sun with us as we discuss…

  • Gambit’s constant to desire to make out with Rogue right before the world ends!
  • Storm, the channel 9 weather-woman!
  • A surprisingly heated debate about the true color of the sun!
  • Who smashed Jean Grey’s body with a steamroller?
  • The Phoenix Saga episodes definitively ranked! (well, sort of…)

While it is sad to see Phoenix Month come ago, are hearts are warmed by the prospect of the Dark Phoenix month yet to come, so not all is lost X-Men TAS fans! Please make sure to subscribe to the podcast via iTunes (please leave a 5 star review to help us increase visibility so other X-Men fans can find us) or Stitcher! Also, follow Willie Simpson on Twitter and please join our Facebook Group!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 32 – The Phoenix Saga Part IV – The Starjammers

Posted in on October 23rd, 2017 by Willie

In which your intrepid hosts have trouble pronouncing all the names of the Starjammers just as Phoenix Month nearly reaches the finish line! Join us for our most tongue-twisting episode yet as we discuss…

  • Gambit’s reluctance to save billions and billions of space aliens!
  • The chamber of secrets that is Jean’s heart!
  • Gambit’s desire to add the M’Kron crystal to Rogue’s Christmas stocking!
  • A scientific explanation of negative galaxies, refracted light energy absorption and dated SNL references!
  • Speaking of which, the Whip Master!

It’s our most drunken episode yet (we actually weren’t drunk, but maybe we should have been), so make sure to join us before Phoenix Month burns out for good! Please make sure to subscribe to the podcast via iTunes (please leave a 5 star review to help us increase visibility so other X-Men fans can find us) or Stitcher! Also, follow Willie Simpson on Twitter and please join our Facebook Group!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 31 – The Phoenix Saga Part III – Cry of the Banshee

Posted in on October 16th, 2017 by Willie

Welcome to the sweet, gooey center of Phoenix Month! Banshee, Juggernaut, Black Tom, Gladiator and Jean “the Green Phoenix” Grey all duke it out in an epic slugfest to determine who is top-dog in this here part of the galaxy! Join the cosmic fracas as we discuss…

  • Moira and Professor X’s unending argument about who “won the breakup!”
  • How Banshee’s ability to fly comes at the most annoying price imaginable!
  • Just how much BDSM plays a part in the Shi’ar empire!
  • Jubilee’s horrible attempt at coming up with catchphrases for other characters!

It’s an absolutely classic episode of X-Men TAS that we have analyzed only a mere twenty-three years after its premiere, so make sure to listen before it is no longer relevant! Ready Player One fans, I’m on the latest episode of Get to the Good Part so check it out! Also, please make sure to subscribe to the podcast via iTunes (please leave a 5 star review to help us increase visibility so other X-Men fans can find us) or Stitcher! Also, follow Willie Simpson on Twitter and please join our Facebook Group!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 30 – The Phoenix Saga Part II – The Dark Shroud + The Gifted Discussion

Posted in on October 9th, 2017 by Willie

Phoenix Month continues, exploding from the deepest depths of the Hudson River straight into your earbuds! We have a jam-packed episode that takes you all around the galaxy and back again, somehow linking the world of the X-Men to the Seinfeld cinematic universe! So join us as we discuss…

  • How to properly fly the space-shuttle through the skyscrapers of lower Manhattan!
  • How Howard the Duck, Deadpool and Larry David all make their magical presences felt in this episode!
  • How there is no better place to meditate then atop the Brooklyn Bridge!
  • How lucky it is for Professor X that Lilandra is not a deformed space monster!
  • How “The Gifted” impressed and depressed us and all our other thoughts on the new FOX show!

If that wasn’t enough, we lay out a plan on how to revitalize and energize the comic-book movie and television worlds before they decay into outright stagnation! It’s a crazy and whirling episode that we hope you all enjoy! Please make sure to subscribe to the podcast via iTunes (please leave a 5 star review to help us increase visibility so other X-Men fans can find us) or Stitcher! Also, follow Willie Simpson on Twitter and please join our Facebook Group!

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