The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 11 – Days of Future Past Part One

Posted in on May 15th, 2017 by Willie

We are back, traveling forward and backwards in time with our favorite band of merry mutants! In this episode we dive deep in Forge’s time portal and discuss…

  • How old man Logan looks every bit as fit as middle-aged man Logan!
  • Who built the X-Men cemetery?!
  • The long life Cyclops got to enjoy despite the end of the world!
  • If time traveling amnesia is a pre-existing condition!

So please join us again and subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 10 – Come the Apocalypse

Posted in on May 8th, 2017 by Willie

In which we wonder if the world will survive both the destruction of the Eiffel Tower and Stonehenge on the same weekend! On this episode, we get serious about mutant terrorism and discuss…

  • Cyclops’s itchy trigger finger!
  • Professor X’s reluctance to invite other mutants to his mansion!
  • Apocalypse, the televangelist who wants you to do all the dirty work!
  • Rogue’s famous derrière!
  • Gambit’s continued sexual harassment of his coworkers!

All this and more as season one hurtles towards its crazy climax! Be sure to subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 9 – The Cure

Posted in on May 1st, 2017 by Willie

In which Sonia returns from a tropical paradise safe and sound but discovers that guest stars George and Katy are visiting the podcasting wing of the X-mansion! It’s another hilarious and free-wheeling round table where we discuss such X-topics as…

  • Melania Trump’s true backstory!
  • How Rogue almost murdered Pyro and Avalanche!
  • How to spit a grenade pin for maximum comedic effect!
  • How Gambit is willing to risk his life just for a kiss from Rogue!
  • What exactly makes a homo sapien a “traditional” homo sapien!

So please join us for another lovely chat about your favorite Marvel cartoon from the 90s! Be sure to subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 8 – The Unstoppable Juggernaut

Posted in on April 24th, 2017 by Willie

In which we learn how mutant powers are killing the construction unions! Special guests Lenny and Maria join me to discuss…

  • Who has a better Russian accent, Beast or Colossus?
  • Jubilee’s ability to melt steel!
  • Jean Grey showing Juggernaut how to wear an ugly helmet!
  • Endless, gratuitous property damage!
  • And my plot to lay out the X-Men cinematic universe!

All this and more until we wait the mysterious return of Sonia from a tropical land (Genosha, the Savage Land)??? Be sure to subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 7 – Slave Island

Posted in on April 17th, 2017 by Willie

In which Sonia goes to a tropical country but is it Genosha? Special guest star Matt joins us to fill in and we discuss…

  • Whether Prof X is Gordon Gekko and Cyclops is Bud Fox!
  • Cable’s total disregard of the butterfly effect!
  • The possible hourly wages of hotel check in clerks/nazi spies!
  • Gambit’s overly complicated plan!
  • If Genosha is located off the coast of South Carolina!

All this nonsense and more until Sonia comes home! Be sure to subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 6 – Cold Vengeance

Posted in on April 14th, 2017 by Willie

In which we travel way, way, way up north to follow Wolverine on his skiing trip and we learn…

  • That on top of his healing factor, Wolverine has the unique skill of a Coward’s Luck!
  • How Wolverine gets better therapy from an old tribal fisherman than Prof. X can ever hope to give!
  • How far those yellow underpants ride up Cyclops’s butt!
  • Wolverine’s lack of humility as a fisherman leads to the destruction of an entire village!
  • That Sabertooth is not the greatest demolitions expert!
  • Seal hunting!…Yup!

All this and more! Be sure to subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 5 – Captive Hearts

Posted in on April 10th, 2017 by Willie

In which the X-Men battle uglier and poorer mutants than they’ve ever seen! Open up this episode’s manhole and discover…

  • Storm’s empty promise to end human hatred and bigotry in our lifetimes!
  • The brain washing power of physical exercise, in the Danger Room!
  • Wolverine’s love of petting photographs of Jean Grey!
  • Rogue’s dangerous swimsuit!  Gambit’s dangerous speedo!
  • Out and out Cajun bigotry!

All the exciting conversations you’ve been waiting to have about this cartoon for 25 years, finally available in one place! Be sure to subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 4 – Deadly Reunions

Posted in on April 3rd, 2017 by Willie

We learn that Magneto’s helmet is purely decorative and that Sabertooth is capable of outwitting the indomitable mind of Professor X. Breath in deep the green gas as we X-plode into another episode and discuss…

  •  Rogue’s Failure to Understand the Basics of Ruby Quartz
  •  How Storm Can Take a Lot of Bricks to the Head
  •  Egg Sucking, the New Dangerous Teen Fad that Should Worry Parents Everywhere
  •  Where Professor X Fails, Jubilee Succeeds
  •  How Wolverine’s Claws are as Beautiful as Saturn’s Rings

All this and more brave listeners! Be sure to subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 3 – Enter Magneto

Posted in on March 30th, 2017 by Willie

In which Magneto arrives in a shiny blue bubble and where we learn Wolverine’s stance on nuclear war. Join us again as we address the latest X-citing mysteries of the TAS, including.

  • Stolen Dr. Octopus technology
  • Speciesism
  • Xavier’s History of Male Pattern Baldness
  • Fainting Spells
  • More Nude Body Suits

All this and more! What you need to do is download and subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it! Also, find us on Facebook!

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The X-Men TAS Podcast: Episode 2 – Night of the Sentinels Part 2

Posted in on March 27th, 2017 by Willie

Oh baby, we are back for the thrilling conclusion of Night of the Sentinels Part 2! In our second episode we do not hold back any tears over Morph’s untimely end…well, Sonia didn’t care that much, but still, so many emotions!

Topics discussed in this exciting chapter include…

  • Sacrificing Yourself to Save a Man Who Can’t Die!
  • Sucker Punches!
  • The X-Men Not Being Familiar With Wolverine’s Resume!
  • Where does Wolverine Buy His Street Clothes, LL Bean?
  • The Impossibility of Finding Cyclops’s 90s Shades!

All this and more! What you need to do is download and subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or Stitcher and tell all your friends about it!

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